Dave, the channel with quite watchable re-runs late at night, but the most annoying links anywhere in creation... Why would smug, over-moneyed twats appeal to me? Why would I care about their badly CGI'd ways of filling their empty, shallow lives? I don't assume they are a little bit quirky and fun because they dress in zany ways. I think they are annoying twats.
And after the links, more advertising. What is this obsession with our digestive systems? What is 'slow transit'? Should I really buy imodium to deal with my Handbag Full of Leaves? Is every bright young modern woman's only worry sudden onset diaorrhea? Do actimel and yakult actually do anything? Is 'bloating' the new chlamydia?
I'd rather have the Co op sellng me tasteful funerals.
A cat is sat on my arms.I must go.
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Forget the bloating, it's the blerrrrrting that worries me.
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